Do you, as a mom, ever feel like you can't even go to the bathroom by yourself?
I left Mikey coloring and told him that mommy had to go potty. I wasn't even finished when he came barging in...then this conversation happened.
Me: Mikey, Why don't you go back and color?
Mikey: Momma, whada you dooooing?
Me: I'm going potty, then I'm going to wash my hands and color with you.
Mikey: MOMMA!!! (Very shocked) Where'd yo penis go?
Me: I don't have one.
Mikey: I'm so sowwy (sorry) momma.....................long pause...............can I have a snack?
6 comments:
That has got to be the funniest thing I've heard in weeks! Thanks for the entertainment. That has to be extremely awkward though.
Not really...I just told him later that boys have them and girls not so much. At this age it's non-negotiable. I said that mommy is a girl so I don't have a penis. Simple: Boys: Yes; Girls: No
That is like this question from a 3 year old. Question "Where do babies come from?". Answer: "The hospital." There are about 10 variations of this question that 'The hospital' works as an answer for.
HA HA HA!!!! That is awesome!
LOL - that's hystrical! Out of the mouths of children...
That is funny! Hope Ben didn't get Scott in trouble ;0) He found your comment quite hilarious.
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