Jessica, I'm calling you out!

I heard through the grapevine (my mother-in-law) that my smart ass sister-in-law (Jessica) that a good name for a yarn store would be, "Yawn, I'm a Yarn Store". She didn't want to comment on here cause she thought it would be rude or not nice.
Ya'll I get that not everyone understands my obsession with fibers. However, if you had a funny or smart ass name let me know! I like to laugh too, I am not a complete nerd, just part nerd.

Jessica, THAT WAS HILAROUS. Don't ever keep me away from a good joke again! I can't wait to tell Scott that you said that.

Funny thing....complete sidenote: Today Mikey and I were going over the alphabet. We do this on a regular basis. I could tell he was bored with it because when we got to I, J, and K he stopped repeating me. It went a little like this.

Me: "Mikey, can you say "I"?" (I know he can say eye cause he pokes my eye while deliriously shouting ,"EYE! EYE! EYE!")

Mikey: "No."

Me: ("Ok", I say to myself, moving on)" Mikey can you say "J"?"

Mikey: "No."

Me: "Can you say "K"?"

Mikey: "No." ( I know he can say "K" because he says that instead of "Ok". IE: "Mikey do you want a cookie?" He thinks about it and answers," K!")

Mikey: "Bye, bye book!, No, No, NOOOOOOO bet" (Bet is what he says for alphabet)