Mikey has decided that he is ready for a baby. I have NOT decided that. I guess it's nice to know that if I did get pregnant, Mike would be ok with it.
Mikey: Mom, where will we put the crib? I don't like babies in my room!
Me: What crib? There are no babies in the house.
Mikey: No. For later, it can't sleep with you.
Me: Sometimes it can.
Mikey: (In Ultra Whine) Where will me and dad sleep?
Me: Mikey there is no baby so don't worry about it.
Mikey: When you get a baby how will you feed it?
Me: With milk.
Mikey: Milk from your boobies?
Me: Yep
Mikey: Do you have milk in there now?
Me: No
Mikey: How does the milk get in there?
I then try to explain that you have to have a baby and that your body makes it...
Mikey: Oh.
5 minutes later
Mikey: How does the baby get in your tummy?
Me: Do you want Oreos?
2 comments:
I needed a laugh tonight! And yes, I laughed out loud!! Thanks! :)
That's funny! He's obviously putting a lot of thought into this!
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