Every Thursday is knitting club...we call ourselves The Knit Wits. It's a huge group of women that come together to gossip, drink, and of course knit. We have all different ages...I think I am the youngest at 27 and I would guess we have some ladies in their 70's. I don't ask their ages though...it's rude.
Anyways...some of these things are just good quotes from various ladies at the club. And by various I mostly mean my friend Debbie. She didn't say all of these.
"If you can put together a meal for Thanksgiving or Christmas you can surely cook meth!" -This was said as an idea to make money.
"You could be my surrrogate...only we will have to use your eggs. I don't have any anymore." -This was said after I said I loved being pregnant but don't want another baby.
"Do you have any yarn in your car I could buy from you?"
"Hey, tomorrow do you want to go to Norman to that girl's yarn store...I just want to see what they have"...I think about if for a while and say, "Sure!" -This is a two hour drive for me. Just to see what they have.
And last but not least a joke that was told tonight....
A man says to his new wife. "I get to come and go as I please. Dinner will be made, laundry done. I can go out with my buddies whenever I want. I can hunt, fish, or go play cards whenever I want."
They wife says, "That's fine. Just know that there will be sex here every night at 7 pm...whether your here or not."
2 comments:
Love the joke...it's easy enough to remember. Lets see if I can remember it for tonight?!
Those ARE funny quotes!
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